🚨 Help Our Salesman Before Insurance Drops Us 🚨
We’re launching an emergency fundraiser to help one of our salesmen acquire two things he’s been tragically missing:
Professional driving lessons
A copy of Common Sense for Dummies
Our fundraising goal is $500, and frankly, that’s a bargain considering the evidence.
Recent accomplishments include:
🏎️ Allowing a customer to turn a Shelby GT500 into a crash test demonstration.
🚗 Successfully backing a Lexus into a parking spot while the rear door was open, creating an exciting and completely unplanned interaction with a nearby Toyota.
🎯 Consistently finding new and innovative ways to answer the question, “How did that even happen?”
The funds raised will be used for:
Defensive driving courses
Parking lessons
Mirror identification training
Basic spatial awareness education
Common Sense for Dummies (hardcover edition)
A lifetime supply of “Please Look Around Before Moving the Vehicle” reminder stickers
Every dollar donated helps reduce the chances of him accidentally starring in the next dealership safety meeting.
Together, we can make a difference.
Because at this point, the cars are starting to recognize him and become nervous.
Goal: $500
Current Progress: One Shelby, one Lexus, one Toyota, and countless questions.
🙏 Please donate before he discovers reverse gear again.
This fundraiser is sponsored by concerned coworkers, traumatized parking spots, and several vehicles that would prefer to remain anonymous. 🚧😂
