Help Send Anais & Haden to New York Before They Lose Their Minds!!
Goal: $400 (because we’re humble… and also broke)
Hi everyone! 👋
We’re Anais and Haden — two deeply in-love individuals who have decided that instead of buying things like furniture or being responsible, we need to take a life-changing, soul-awakening, personality-enhancing trip to New York City.
Why New York you ask?
Because it’s chic.
Because it’s iconic.
Because Anais has been trying to convince Haden to move there someday, and the only way to do that is to drop him in the middle of Times Square like a baby deer and let the city work its magic.
Also… because we need a vacation before we emotionally combust.
What We Need
We’re only asking for $200–$400 to help cover:
•Plane tickets (aka metal sky buses that cost too much)
- A hotel the size of a walk-in closet
- A bagel or two
- A MetroCard so we can get lost repeatedly
- Hot chocolate that costs $12 for no reason
Why You Should Donate
- You love us. (Hopefully.)
- You believe in chasing dreams, even the mildly delusional ones.
- You want to support the movement to “Convince Haden to Move to New York 2030™”.
- If we go, we promise to take dramatic photos in Central Park, complain about the cold, and post at least one pretentious coffee picture.
What You Get In Return
- Zero tax write-offs
- A warm fuzzy feeling inside
- The satisfaction of knowing you helped two girlbosses (one girlboss, one supportive man) live their East Coast fantasy
Final Thoughts
Donate today.
Donate tomorrow.
Donate whenever the spirit moves you.
Help us get to New York before we start GoFundMe-ing our emotional support therapy bills instead.
Thank you & see you in Times Square (hopefully, if you donate). 🗽✨
