“We’re not facing an emergency; raising a family is just expensive, and if anyone wants to contribute, we’re not too proud to accept it.” This is an attempt to crowdfund adulting.
🏡 UPDATE ON MY $325,000 REAL ESTATE LISTING…
Apparently, the market for luxury dollhouses has softened.
Despite the custom construction, three levels, gourmet kitchen, pet accommodations, and my recent installation of genuine hardwood flooring stickers, I have yet to receive a single reasonable offer.
So… we’re pivoting. 😂
Introducing: The “Raising Kids Is Expensive” Fund.
No tragic story. No emergency. Just the economic reality of:
👨👩👧👦 Raising a family
🏫 Private school tuition
⚾ Kids’ sports
🎾 Equipment, lessons & tournaments
🍔 Feeding children who somehow need to eat EVERY SINGLE DAY
👟 Shoes they outgrow approximately 11 minutes after purchase
⛽ Driving them absolutely everywhere
💸 And the approximately 47 other expenses nobody mentions before you have kids.
So if you’ve ever thought:
“Those are some good kids. I’d like to financially sponsor one of their activities while their parents still have a little money left for retirement…”
This is your opportunity. 😂
No pressure whatsoever. We’re doing fine and taking care of our responsibilities. This is simply an experiment to determine whether the internet would like to participate in the financing of childhood.
And yes, the original offer still stands:
Donate $325,000 and I’ll throw in the house.
🏡😂
#RaisingKids #ParentingIsExpensive #KidsSports #PrivateSchool #FamilyLife #HardwoodFlooring #GoFundMe #WorthAShot
Original post:
FOR SALE — LUXURY MULTI-LEVEL HOME for Dolls — $325,000 FIRM
Built this home myself several years ago… from a box.
Features include:
🏠 Three spacious levels
🛏️ Multiple bedrooms
🛁 Private bath
🍳 Gourmet kitchen
🔥 Fireplace
🐾 Dedicated pet suite
🌳 Indoor landscaping
✨ And NEW HARDWOOD FLOORING throughout*
*Hardwood flooring may actually be sticker graphics, but you really have to get down there and look.
I’m not trying to make money on this deal. I just want to get back what I have into it.
$325,000. FIRM.
Before anyone says I’m asking too much, please understand that I was up ALL NIGHT putting this house together. That kind of craftsmanship costs money.
The property does need a little cleaning and the current tenants appear to have abandoned the premises without notice.
NO LOWBALL OFFERS. I KNOW WHAT I BUILT.
Serious inquiries only. Proof of funds required before showing.
😂🏡
#ForSale #LuxuryRealEstate #CustomBuilt #NewHardwoodFloors #MotivatedSeller #NoLowballOffers #IKnowWhatIGot #HousingMarket
