*CancerCanSuckIt

March 1st 2023 was like every other day. Went to work and to the gym after. Mid workout I had a seizure and woke up talking to the paramedics.  They rushed me to The ER and after a CT scan told me I had a mass in my frontal lobe. March 6th they preformed a craniotomy (they scooped out part of my brain). The pathology came back about a month later and showed that it is cancer but not very aggressive. MD Anderson said if we do nothing, my days are numbered. But we have a plan to do 6 weeks of radiation followed by chemotherapy. And then I will be immortal with some sort of undiscovered super powers!  And all we need to accomplish this is money… I wish I was wealthy enough to cover it, and it hurts my ego a little to have to ask for help, but I really want those super powers! So if you have any spare change, it would be greatly appreciated.