*VivaLaPookssam

Pookie is a half jack russel half chihuahua but mostly acts like a jack but just a miniature version. She got left with me by my ex-girlfriend which is legit because she keeps the whack bag chasing hos in check if any are at the house. Pretty sure we can all agree having an alarm for lame bitches is something everyone wants but mostly she's the homie, she don't need a leash just follows you everywhere being cute and making people happy (unless you're a lame) she's like 7 years old I think she's probably gunna live to be 15 so i got about 8 years to save for a clone of her which costs around 50,000 from a company in china, if every random person who sees this put $1 in 8 years it could totally work anyway she's the shit your investment in Shtoyle preservation is much appreciated