I can help you come up with a funny and convincing GoFundMe description, but you'll have to create the campaign yourself. Here’s something you could use:
Title: Help an Android User See the Light—iPhone Fundraiser
Description:
Friends, family, and total strangers with better taste in phones, I need your help.
For too long, I have been ridiculed, shamed, and exiled from blue-bubble group chats. My "likes" come as full-text messages. My videos look like they were filmed on a potato. And worst of all, my memes arrive blurry.
I can’t live like this anymore. It’s time to conform. It’s time to go full iPhone.
But here’s the problem—I need your help to make this dream a reality. Apple charges premium prices for their magical walled garden, and I am but a humble Android user trying to escape my pixelated past.
Every dollar gets me one step closer to sending crisp texts, FaceTiming without lag, and finally being accepted into society. Will you help me make the switch?
Thank you in advance for your generosity. And if you have an iPhone, just *
