GetMePS5AndIWillShave

Hello, my name is Emil Issagholian. Ever since the release of the PS5, I knew I had to get it. Which is why, I shall shave off everything (hair, beard, body hair, etc), in order to achieve my goal of getting a PS5. Will it be sad to see my hair go away? Yes. Will I have a PS5? Definitely. In short words, help me raise this money, and I will become truly bald.