LET DOC WRITE FOR ROLLING STONE

I THINK THEREFORE I AM!
and I yam what I yam because that's all I yam!
for a mere $2000 rolling stone is opening up its pages to be scrawled and drawn upon like a toddler with a crayon on a childrens menu. Let me connect those dots and fill in the vowels on this one folks, I will set up perks.
I have made the goal $2,067 as to be able to pay the go fund me or spot fund people and still get rolling stone paid, also 1967 was the year the publication began.
perks
$5 thanks my dream is no more than a pack of smokes, I'll remember you on my death bed.
$10 hey there's a pal, maybe if your lucky you might get a sticker or a jpeg what ever you kids are into
for $26 I will mention something about how I know you, if I don't know you I'll make something up.
$50 I will write "fart" "poop" "shit on a shingle" or "pisstains" in the story and you get to choose which adjective
$100 I'll get you a copy of the rag they print even if I have to print it myself
$500 I'll write about the unholy blood Orgys and absolute debauchary of the new hollywood and mention who ever you'd like as the main minataour in the middle of the labyrinth.
$1000
we can have a Virtual conference discussions and figure out one more person with a sick enough head to give us another $1000
$2000
yiu sick fuck, what should we write about? This is all you and me being the catalyst for your agenda.
$5000 I love it, we get two episodes/issues and your gunna pay me the $1000 for stays, tabs and other expenses so as to really help move the story along.
$100k shit let's just buy rolling stone for a couple years and we can really get to the core of where this counter cancel culture is spirialing and how we can latch onto something in this sinkhole of media we call life.




