*Read in British accent*
So it all began 14 years ago. I was born looking like the monopoly man. I feasted delicious crumpets and biscuits every day. Asking for a cup a tea all of the time. When the queen died I was devistated🥲😔. Bursting into tears as soon as I heard the news. I have dedicated my life to 2k now for her. I been dreaming of having 2k23 forever now. I went back in time to end slavery and saved the world🦸🏾♂️. And my superhero name is *drum roll* Negro man. Im Martin Luther King. I used the "real" mlk as a cover up.
Help pls🙏🏾
